PARENTING HUMOR
This Is What Happens When You Replace ‘Florida Man’ With ‘Father Of A Newborn At Wit’s End’ In News Headlines
Read part 1 here
Father of a newborn at wit’s end loses patience, steals ambulance to get home from hospital — Tampa Bay News
Father of a newborn at wit’s end jumps onto hood of truck, holds on for 9 miles — Kiro7
Father of a newborn at wit’s end uses plastic water bottle wrapping as disguise to burglarize store — News7Miami
Father of a newborn at wit’s end climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from — KUTV
Father of a newborn at wit’s end fights fellow liquor store shopper who didn’t say thank you — NBC Miami
Father of a newborn at wit’s end snatches woman’s $5 bill, eats it
— ABC20
Father of a newborn at wit’s end accused of kicking chicken like ‘a football player would kick a field goal’ — ClickOrlando
Father of a newborn at wit’s end bitten by shark, walks home bleeding — CBS Miami
Father of a newborn at wit’s end rips urinal off bathroom wall, runs naked out of restaurant into woods — CBS17
Father of a newborn at wit’s end attacked by squirrel while taking a selfie — GlobalNews
Father of a newborn at wit’s end in tutu caught for breaking into a farmer’s market — Palm Beach Post