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PARENTING HUMOR

This Is What Happens When You Replace ‘Florida Man’ With ‘Father Of A Newborn At Wit’s End’ In News Headlines

Part 2

2 min readFeb 1, 2021

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Father of a newborn at wit’s end loses patience, steals ambulance to get home from hospitalTampa Bay News

Father of a newborn at wit’s end jumps onto hood of truck, holds on for 9 miles Kiro7

Father of a newborn at wit’s end uses plastic water bottle wrapping as disguise to burglarize storeNews7Miami

Father of a newborn at wit’s end climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come fromKUTV

Father of a newborn at wit’s end fights fellow liquor store shopper who didn’t say thank you NBC Miami

Father of a newborn at wit’s end snatches woman’s $5 bill, eats it
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Father of a newborn at wit’s end accused of kicking chicken like ‘a football player would kick a field goal’ ClickOrlando

Father of a newborn at wit’s end bitten by shark, walks home bleeding CBS Miami

Father of a newborn at wit’s end rips urinal off bathroom wall, runs naked out of restaurant into woodsCBS17

Father of a newborn at wit’s end attacked by squirrel while taking a selfie GlobalNews

Father of a newborn at wit’s end in tutu caught for breaking into a farmer’s market Palm Beach Post

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Andrew
Andrew

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I like to write about my life as an elder millennial and dad. Work in tech and also served in the Army. Enjoy the outdoors, cooking, and guitar.

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