Robinhood’s Email To Me Was Full of PR Nonsense, So I Fixed It

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Actual email from Robinhood sent on 1/28. Bolded parts are for emphasis, underlined words are those of the author

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Husband and Dad. Army Veteran. Enjoy running, cycling, cooking, and guitar. I write and draw about life as an elder Millennial, dad, and veteran working in tech

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Andrew Hutchinson

Husband and Dad. Army Veteran. Enjoy running, cycling, cooking, and guitar. I write and draw about life as an elder Millennial, dad, and veteran working in tech