Robinhood’s Email To Me Was Full of PR Nonsense, So I Fixed It

Actual email from Robinhood sent on 1/28. Bolded parts are for emphasis, underlined words are those of the author

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Andrew Hutchinson

Andrew Hutchinson

Dad. Husband. Army vet. Enjoy running, cycling, cooking, and guitar.