And if you find yourself at the gym next to me on the treadmill, — 1. “Sorry I’m just now getting back to you…” I’ve been putting you off for as long as I can. Hopefully it’s been long enough so you’ve forgotten what you asked me for, you’ve reached out to someone else, or it’s too late for me to be of any help. 2. “TLDR…” This isn’t an email I’m sending you, it’s a…